Road Trips

Eight idiots. One road. 80+ minigames.

A party board game you play on your phones. Stitch up your family, bankrupt your uncle and try to arrive still speaking.

One email when you can play. Nothing else. Dave's handling fee is waived, and he'd like you to know how much that hurt.

Dave the Banker
Dave the Banker

  • Welcome, everyone. I'm Dave. I'm the banker. The bank is closed for questions.

  • Your transaction is pending. It will remain pending. Pending is a lifestyle.

Little SnoringNan's 61

Pick your idiot

Eight of them. All related, some of them by choice. Nobody's speaking by the services.

The old bridgeNan's 37

Meanwhile, at Nan's: the sprouts went on at dawn. They'll be grey by three.

80+ minigames

Frozen turkeys. Rogue sprouts. A very bad bus. We were told to stop at fifty. Nobody listened. That's all you're getting.

Fender Bender
Car Karaoke
Sprout Sniper
Duck Race

Market MuddlingNan's 18

Nan's is only the first trip

Every trip is its own map, with its own road, its own deadline and its own excuses. All destinations subject to status. Vote on where we go next

This is trip one

Real pictures from the game. Bring a coat. Dave will rent you one, by the hour, at a rate he describes as competitive.

Karts driving through a snowy half-timbered high street at sunset
Market Muddling Yes, that's a speed camera. Yes, it's Dave's.
A ruined castle flying the St George's cross above a snowy village
The castle Open to the public. Closed to your family.
A little steam train crossing a brick viaduct over a frozen river
The viaduct The 9:14. Running late, like you.
A giant turkey cut into a green hillside, hot air balloons beyond
The Chalk Turkey Visible from space. Nan says it wants another hour.
Snow-covered rooftops around a clock tower at sunset
Market Muddling, from above Everyone down there has heard about your uncle.
A giant rusting statue of Nan holding a wooden spoon against the evening sky
The Nan of the North Forty feet of rust and disappointment. A good likeness.
Nan's house with a Christmas tree in the garden, beside the frozen river
Nan's Dinner's at three. She means three.

Built by the people in the back seat

You vote. We build. Dave processes it in the order received, less a small handling fee. See the whole board or the road ahead

Where should the next trip go?

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0 votes so far. One each.

Got a better idea?

We read every one. Dave reads the ones with money in.

Also in the glovebox

Dave has been told to write a blog. He has asked for this to be recorded as a grievance. Open the glovebox

Under the Bonnet

We were told to stop at fifty

The plan was fifty minigames. There are now more than eighty. Nobody is sure who was supposed to be in charge.
Dave's Small Print

A statement from the bank regarding this blog

Dave has been asked to write a blog. Dave has some concerns. They have been itemised.

Nan'sYou have arrived

Save your seat

Nan's laid a place for every one of you. Don't make her clear one away. She'll do it slowly, and she'll sigh.

One email when you can play. Nothing else. Dave's handling fee is waived, and he'd like you to know how much that hurt.