Dave will take your questions

The bank is closed for questions. He's making an exception.

Is it only Christmas at Nan's?

No. That's the first trip. More maps are on the way, each with its own road, its own deadline and its own excuses.

When's it out?

When it's ready. Your request is pending. Pending is a lifestyle. Leave your email and you'll be first to know.

How many people do I need?

One to eight, best with four to six. Bots fill the empty seats. They don't sulk, which is more than I can say for your family.

Is it for kids?

No. It's about boilers, overdrafts and in-laws. Funny, never sexy, and no swearing past "bloody", which I consider a disciplinary matter.